my simple plan to stop global warming

  • It's so simple it's earth shattering!

    Increase the distance between our inhabited rock and the most proximate star

    This will be accomplished progressively with an ever expanding load of needless undemocratic regulations and tax increases for additional frippery.

    We can all agree that Climate Change, weather, needs to become Climate Stagnation!

  • If we all fart at the same time, the world may move some miles.

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